January 2012
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
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purges:
another year of complaining about my life on the internet
gonna be great
hookerteeth:
if i was one of those people that facebooked everything they did
i would be locked away in a mental institute
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
SOMEONE GIVE THE LINK FOR THE LIVESTREAM OF THE...
someone give me link for the live steam please
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buttromance:
what if the ball lady gaga is dropping is actually a bomb and she’s sacrificing herself because she’s a part of the illuminati
lickmypersuasion:
if someone were to propose to me at midnight tonight i would be theirs forever
but im single as fuck so that’ll never happen
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
poisonparadise:
that ball in times square isn’t the only one that’s gonna slip down a pole tonight
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
